I would like to apologize for referring to George W.
Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a
deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a
functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.
Michael Moore
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons.
That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is
that they have to drop it with a camel.
David Letterman
And now the really difficult part: We have to
rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day
hate the United States.
David Letterman
Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.
Jay Leno
You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
Jay Leno
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of
support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're
all lining up.
Jay Leno
Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.
Jay Leno
President Bush said it's now time for a change in
Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So
right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt,
and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like
mission accomplished.
Jay Leno